CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT EXO FOR A MINUTE

i know im two days late but i just watched mama and

HOT DAMN KRIS IS ONE FINE PIECE OF NAMJA

OKAY

MAMA

WAS SOME INTENSE ASS SHIT THOUGH

THAT INTRO

THAT CHOREOGRAPHY

THAT MAKE-UP

but most of all

THOSE MEN, THEY ARE ALL SOME FINE ASS PAPI CHULOS OKAY.

but

that

screamo part

i watched exo-k’s first

and when kai started

fucking

screaming

well

i

just

joined him because

and as if that shit wasnt intense enough in korean and engrish

IN FUCKING CHINESE TOO

okay

i love both exo groups

yes

i do

i really do

but

if i had to pick who album i’d get

it’d be exo-m

it’s because those are were my actual biases are okay

so yeah it’s safe to say i FLIPPED SHIT WHEN I SAW EXO-K’S

AND I FLIPPED TOILETS WHEN I SAW EXO-M’S

can we talk about lay

lay is beautiful

lay is a beautiful unicorn

lay is unicorn of beauty

the way that boy inhales is beautiful

HE’S SO BEAUTIFUL

HE IS MY BIAS

AND TACO

I MEAN TAO

GOD DAMN

AS IF YOUR MOTHER WASN’T INTIMIDATING ENOUGH AND NOW YOU PULL OUT A SWORD AND START DOING BRUCE LEE SHIT IN THE AIR

Xiumin looks like rufus from kim possible

mind you

i was that mole rat’s biggest fan as a kid

i planned to call my first born rufus

xiumin is a cuite okay. i want him to eat nachos with me.

AND ALL I GOTTA SAY ABOUT

CHENSITO

IS

and

excuse me

excuse me

lu han

no

more like

LuHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

if ren is a girl

lu han is a poodle in disguise

and

excuse me

moment of silence for my bias list because

FUCKING KRIS

THAT

MAN’S

HEIGHT

THAT MAN’S

VOICE

THAT MAN’S

STYLIST

THAT MAN’S

EVERYTHING

HE IS ONE HOT JALAPENO BABY CAUSE CINCO DE MAYO CAME EARLY THIS YEAR AZUCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

so in conclusion

i fucking love exo

im going to buy their mini album

and here’s a gif to sum up the mama mv

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